Invitation

You are not invited, but only because I know you wouldn't come anyways...

I tried to keep it classy and a little sassy.

Thinking Disco Dancing Thoughts to keep bullshit like this at bay

Pet Peeve AKA Rant

Okay, I have to admit, as time passes I have found that I have a new pet peeve.

I can not stand when people post on social media how proud and excited they are

 that their children are actualizing and becoming small humans.

Example:

So excited little child has pooped in the potty

So excited little child slept for three hours

So excited only threw up twice today

so excited ate food

Ugh!!!

you don't need to report that your child is acting like any other human 

wow, not only did you procreate but now you are surprised 

that your little human are now acting like a little human

UGH!!!