Around a table last night while enjoying food and conversation
the topic of naming body parts came up.
I think my cupcakes really started the conversation... (they were a hit)
The men were talking about how they had named their girlfriends/wives/partners boobies...
and the names began.
Apparently hubby doesn't have a name for my boobies, I simply refer to them as "the girls"
The one that received the most laughter was "Cheech and Chong"
Then the conversation went onto testicles and butts and then
someone said "maybe I should name my ovaries!"
I was still laughing about something else and then my wheels all slammed to a stop....
Name my ovaries...what would I call the troublemakers?!
I mean I am so completely connected to them and they are constantly ruling my behavior and choices that it seems funny I haven't thought of it before and given them names by now.
Plus, this is totally feeding my inner 6th grader, who loved talking crass and thinking up funny names for testicles.
I came up with a name for one and hubby came up with the name for the other:
Quasimodo and plain Jane